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Beer

Yes!


By Nerves

This is a talent I think all women should learn for us beer swilling boobie loving men. We would do it for you girls, but it might hurt our testicles and we don't want that, do we?


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Beer Chug Challenge 1.8 seconds!


By Nerves

I have been searching for the best chug-time ever. Out of all the videos I saw, no one has been able to touch this guy. He Chugged a whole beer in 1.8 seconds. No video responses topping him to this date. Can you do it? 

Is there a ship-head who can put down this young man and his douchey cohort?



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My Hero


By Jitterbug

I am in awe.  This is simply magical.


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Beer. It IS good.


By Nerves

I like the song alright, but the video is what makes it for me. These guys write some pretty funny stuff. I am inspired to write a song about beer now. Which has spurred another desire to drink beer, with Kevin Bacon. Oh, yeah. I'm bringing it back. Beer is good, beer is good!


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LEGO beer song.


By Nerves

Proving once again that LEGO's are the most versatile form of art next to song. You get the best of all things here boys and girls. It makes you want to drink and build fascinating off-kilter structures. Maybe a giant LEGO beer stein. The possibilities are endless. Now go get a cold one.


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Beer Dominos


By Jitterbug

Jitterbug and Nerves talked about this on the show a while back and posted it on the old website, but we wanted to get it up here as soon as we could.  Its a shame to think of all the wasted 'Dominos' we've let go to the dump. 


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Molson No More


By Jitterbug

File this one under, "Corporate Greed."

If you worked at the Molson Brewing Company in St. John, Newfoundland, you used to be able to look forward to getting a lifetime supply of beer when you retired.  All retirees of the Molson Brewing Company received 6 dozen free beers each and every month.

Well, in the interest in saving a buck, the Coors Molson company has decided to put an end to this retiree perk.  Not only are they deciding not to offer it to new retirees, they are going to slowly phase out the program within 5 years for ALL retirees, no matter how long ago they had retired.

The company says that they are spending nearly 1 million dollars a year on this program.  Wait a sec, did I just read that correctly?  1 Million Dollars is all?  Hey, Coors Marketing Crew, are you fucking serious?  Has anyone in your company ever heard of BAD Publicity?  Isn't it worth a million a year to not have the reputation of being a greedy corporation that will take away benefits during a year when beer sales are going UP?

This is the straw that broke Jitterbug's back!  He has now vowed to NEVER drink another Coors Product until the company decides to begin delivering the beer to their retirees again!


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