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An Oft Repeated Line


By Jitterbug

This clip shows just how over used the, "We've Got Company" line is.


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Best Worst Movie


By Jitterbug

I can't wait to see this.  I think we should do a BMDD double feature with this first, then Troll 2.  We need to make that happen!


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The Disappearance of Alice Creed


By Jitterbug

Here's another one that looks damn compelling to me.


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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World


By Jitterbug


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Micmacs


By Jitterbug


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Defendor


By Jitterbug

As you all know, I've been geeking out over Kick-Ass for a long time now.  But this little Woody Harrelson flick looks like it could be pretty damn funny too!


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Hot Tub Time Machine


By Jitterbug


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Cop Out


By Jitterbug

Here's the trailer for the new Kevin Smith movie.  However, he didn't write this one.  It is the first movie he has made that he didn't write himself.  This was a response to the disappointment of the Zack and Miri box office numbers.  He decided that he doesn't want to put his heart and soul into movies anymore, so he'll just direct other people's scripts.  Let's hope it's successful and that success spurs him on to start making his own stuff again.


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Nightmare on Elm Street 2010


By Jitterbug


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Original Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer


By Jitterbug

First, watch the original, then follow it up with the reboot.  What do you think?  Is this a good thing that they're remaking these movies?


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Kick-Ass Trailer Green Band


By Jitterbug

Here is the first Green Band trailer (as opposed to the ultra violent "cunt" spewing red band trailer) and even though its a lot tamer then the others, its still great.  I am about as excited for this movie as any other in recent memory.


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The A-Team


By Jitterbug

A-Team Trailer - TheFilmStage.com from Clive Owen on Vimeo.

How can any child of the 80's not get excited about this?


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The Crazies


By Jitterbug

Here's a flick to keep your eyes open for.  It's a remake of a fairly unknown George Romero flick.  This trailer actually makes it look fairly decent.  I'm excited to hear more about it.


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Kick Ass - Red Band Trailer - Hit Girl


By Jitterbug

"Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now."

If you're not excited for this movie then I am going to have to boot your dumb ass off the ship.  This is my most anticipated movie of 2010 by a LONGSHOT!


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Until the Light Takes Us


By Jitterbug

Here's a movie to put on your radars.

It explores the late eighties to mid nineties rise and fall of the Black Metal movement in Norway.  This is not just a music documentary, it is more of a crime drama than anything.  This is one of those stories that if you don't already know about, then you will be SHOCKED that this sort of thing could have happened and you have not heard about it until now.  Crazy shit.


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A Nick Cage Movie That Doesn't Blow Ass?


By Jitterbug

I know what you're thinking, "Nick Cage only makes Shite."  And I would normally agree with you.  But we might just be in the midst of a Cage-Revival!

As we know, he is going to be Big Daddy in the upcoming Kick-Ass movie adaptation of the classic comic.  And then there's this flick, The Sorcerer's Apprentice (sans Mickey Mouse) which looks fun as hell.  I am pretty sure there is a passage in Revelations that deems this a sure sign of the apocalypse.  So be it, I'm ready to like Nick again!


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Crazy Heart


By Jitterbug

Before you even say it, I know this is just 'The Wrestler' except about a singer, but I'm still hooked.  Jeff Bridges and Robert Duvall can do just about no wrong in my eyes.

The movie is directed by Scott Cooper, a new comer who also wrote the screenplay adaptation of Thomas Cobb's book.  

Bridges performs the song, The Weary Kind, heard in this trailer, and I would bet good money on it getting a nod as this year's Academy Award winning song.  Good stuff. 


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Slaughter's Big Rip Off


By Jitterbug

Ed McMahon as THE MAN?!  Holy crap.  I want to see this NOW.


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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell


By Jitterbug

They have made a movie out of one of the funniest books I have ever read in my life.  Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell will undoubtedly offend you, but you can't deny it is funny as fuck.  Here's fair warning about this movie: DON'T TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT TO SEE IT.  Don't do it.  Nothing good will come of it.  I promise you that.

On that note, GO SEE THIS MOVIE! And If you haven't read the book, go get it.  You are probably going to think Tucker Max is a huge piece of shit, and I agree with you.  But this book proves the old adage that The Devil's More Interesting Than Jesus. 

I found a clip of the Over 18 trailer for the movie and I thought I would add a link to it here.  Warning : There are boobies in this trailer, so children need not apply.  With that said, enjoy the debauchery that is: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.


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Kick-Ass The Movie Clips!


By Jitterbug

You'll thank me for this next year when EVERYONE is talking about this movie.  Lionsgate has agreed to distribute this movie based on an uber violent comic book called Kick-Ass.  The comic's all about a group of kids who decide to become super heroes, but it is in NO WAY a movie for kids. 

They featured some clips from the movie at a recent Comic-Con, but the clips were swiftly pulled off the net as soon as they were posted.  I've had a HELLUVA time locating these clips, but I finally found them.  You NEED to get over to this site NOW and watch them before they get pulled off the net for good.  Here is a synopsis of what you're going to see:

Clip 1 = A mentally disturbed guy jumps off a building thinking he can fly while the main character talks to his friends about super heroes.

Clip 2 = Nick Cage teaching his daughter how to take a bullet.  Funny as hell.

Clip 3 = The Main Character in his first ever fight as a Super Hero.

Clip 4 = A very young Super Hero (the girl from clip 2) shows the main character how to kill the bad guys.

I can't wait for this movie.  If nothing else, you've got to admit it has one of the greatest Movie Titles in history: Kick-Ass

Here is the link: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/kick_ass/videos/?v=121

 

 


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