Hot Tub Time Machine

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Cop Out

Here's the trailer for the new Kevin Smith movie.  However, he didn't write this one.  It is the first movie he has made that he didn't write himself.  This was a response to the disappointment of the Zack and Miri box office numbers.  He decided that he doesn't want to put his heart and soul into movies anymore, so he'll just direct other people's scripts.  Let's hope it's successful and that success spurs him on to start making his own stuff again.

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Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

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Original Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer

First, watch the original, then follow it up with the reboot.  What do you think?  Is this a good thing that they're remaking these movies?

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Kick-Ass Trailer Green Band

Here is the first Green Band trailer (as opposed to the ultra violent "cunt" spewing red band trailer) and even though its a lot tamer then the others, its still great.  I am about as excited for this movie as any other in recent memory.

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The A-Team

How can any child of the 80's not get excited about this?

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The Crazies

Here's a flick to keep your eyes open for.  It's a remake of a fairly unknown George Romero flick.  This trailer actually makes it look fairly decent.  I'm excited to hear more about it.

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Kick Ass - Red Band Trailer - Hit Girl

"Okay you cunts, let's see what you can do now."

If you're not excited for this movie then I am going to have to boot your dumb ass off the ship.  This is my most anticipated movie of 2010 by a LONGSHOT!

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Until the Light Takes Us

Here's a movie to put on your radars.

It explores the late eighties to mid nineties rise and fall of the Black Metal movement in Norway.  This is not just a music documentary, it is more of a crime drama than anything.  This is one of those stories that if you don't already know about, then you will be SHOCKED that this sort of thing could have happened and you have not heard about it until now.  Crazy shit.

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A Nick Cage Movie That Doesn't Blow Ass?

I know what you're thinking, "Nick Cage only makes Shite."  And I would normally agree with you.  But we might just be in the midst of a Cage-Revival!

As we know, he is going to be Big Daddy in the upcoming Kick-Ass movie adaptation of the classic comic.  And then there's this flick, The Sorcerer's Apprentice (sans Mickey Mouse) which looks fun as hell.  I am pretty sure there is a passage in Revelations that deems this a sure sign of the apocalypse.  So be it, I'm ready to like Nick again!

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Crazy Heart

Before you even say it, I know this is just 'The Wrestler' except about a singer, but I'm still hooked.  Jeff Bridges and Robert Duvall can do just about no wrong in my eyes.

The movie is directed by Scott Cooper, a new comer who also wrote the screenplay adaptation of Thomas Cobb's book.  

Bridges performs the song, The Weary Kind, heard in this trailer, and I would bet good money on it getting a nod as this year's Academy Award winning song.  Good stuff. 

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Slaughter's Big Rip Off

Ed McMahon as THE MAN?!  Holy crap.  I want to see this NOW.

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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

They have made a movie out of one of the funniest books I have ever read in my life.  Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell will undoubtedly offend you, but you can't deny it is funny as fuck.  Here's fair warning about this movie: DON'T TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT TO SEE IT.  Don't do it.  Nothing good will come of it.  I promise you that.

On that note, GO SEE THIS MOVIE! And If you haven't read the book, go get it.  You are probably going to think Tucker Max is a huge piece of shit, and I agree with you.  But this book proves the old adage that The Devil's More Interesting Than Jesus. 

I found a clip of the Over 18 trailer for the movie and I thought I would add a link to it here.  Warning : There are boobies in this trailer, so children need not apply.  With that said, enjoy the debauchery that is: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

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Kick-Ass The Movie Clips!

You'll thank me for this next year when EVERYONE is talking about this movie.  Lionsgate has agreed to distribute this movie based on an uber violent comic book called Kick-Ass.  The comic's all about a group of kids who decide to become super heroes, but it is in NO WAY a movie for kids. 

They featured some clips from the movie at a recent Comic-Con, but the clips were swiftly pulled off the net as soon as they were posted.  I've had a HELLUVA time locating these clips, but I finally found them.  You NEED to get over to this site NOW and watch them before they get pulled off the net for good.  Here is a synopsis of what you're going to see:

Clip 1 = A mentally disturbed guy jumps off a building thinking he can fly while the main character talks to his friends about super heroes.

Clip 2 = Nick Cage teaching his daughter how to take a bullet.  Funny as hell.

Clip 3 = The Main Character in his first ever fight as a Super Hero.

Clip 4 = A very young Super Hero (the girl from clip 2) shows the main character how to kill the bad guys.

I can't wait for this movie.  If nothing else, you've got to admit it has one of the greatest Movie Titles in history: Kick-Ass

Here is the link: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/kick_ass/videos/?v=121

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How I Got Lost

I think this movie looks like it could be really good.  I don't know anything about it.  I just stumbled upon the trailer and saw that it was playing at festivals around the world currently.  Let me know if you think it looks good too.

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Dead Space the MOVIE

Nerves and I have been holding onto a Message In A Bottle from our buddy, Deadpoolskye, for a long time now.  His question was, "What game would you like to see turned into a movie?"  My answer, had we ever actually used the message in the show, would have been, Dead Space.  Well, shipheads, my wish is coming true!

EA wants this game to be turned into a movie BAD, and they are nearly finished with a deal to sign director DJ Caruso (he did that shitty Eagle Eye movie.)  After they get the director figured out, they are going to shop it around and try to get as much cash as they can for its release.

But here's the BIG question: What is it going to be rated?

If it is ANYTHING but an R rating then you can file this movie directly in the SUCK drawer.  The entire premise of the game's action revolves around you using a weapon that slices the limbs off of alien creatures.  If they try to dumb down the violence to a PG-13 then you can bet I'll be relegating this flick to the "Wait For Video" viewing schedule.

Let's hope for the best!  Maybe we'll get the R rated, Event Horizon style movie that this game deserves.

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Oh God! Oh Man!

After seeing this clip I have a new mission in life: I want to have a key chain recorder that plays back him saying, "Oh God, Oh Man, Oh God, Oh Man..." so that I can play it at inappropriate times. Here are some examples of moments to use the Ryan O'Neil button:

• You're in a public restroom and the guy in the stall farts and blows a turd.

• Your dentist says you have a cavity.

• Your wife says she wants to spend more time with you.

• The bar you're at doesn't have micro brews.

• Play it over the microphone everytime you die while playing COD4.

• During climax!

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Cat Shit One - The Animated Series

Thanks to GPRZ, who sent us the link to this badass computer anime coming out sometime or another.  This trailer is all in Japanese, but you don't need to understand what they're saying to understand how fucking awesome this is going to be!

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Greatest Line In History

Not only the greatest MOVIE line of all time, this is the greatest series of words strung together in human history!

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Shark Attack 3 - Megalodon

I must see this movie.  This video has some of the funny shark-eating scenes, and it also features a great, drunk security guard who sounds suspiciously like Forest Gump.  Watch these clips before watching the next video I will post here which features the greatest line in movie history from this very movie!

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