Privacy Policy

We'll do whatever the fuck we want with anything you send us, so make sure you want email if you provide your email address, prizes if you send your mailing address, and lewd phone calls if you provide your phone number.

If you send us stuff, we will try to drink it. If we find that it doesn't get us drunk, we will probably throw it away, so don't bother sending a SASE for it to be returned. Nerves will just use the envelope to send in his outlandish internet porn bill anyway.

~TS